GET THE PONDS, PUSH THEM BACK IN THE TARDIS

Last Saturday was the series finale of Doctor Who and while a few things were a bit predictable, it was still amazingly awesome. I wish Doctor Who could be like a soap opera; on every day! "Leave me alone! I'm watching my intergalactic space and time stories!" Yeah? No? Either way, I promised a bit ago a photo of my framed Doctor Who poster and well today is the day I make good on that promise.

Not only do I have a poster, but I also bought myself a little TARDIS (time and relative dimension in space) pendent necklace! Huzzah full nerding out! (You're next 11 sonic screwdriver..)

Having Crohn's Disease, I had my first colonoscopy about 34 years earlier than is suggested for more Americans. So, when my mom informed me that I will be taking her to her colonoscopy I snickered a bit. Why? Because prepping for a colon-look-a-roo is shit. No, seriously. You have to disposed of all waste in your intestines. When I was looking up information on prep a man put it perfectly, "At one point you cease to pass anything that might be poop and you just pee out of your ass". It's true. I have peed out my ass, my mom has, my mom's cousin in Israel has..it's just a normal part of life? Only plus side is that my mom had this awful liquid prep and mine waas 16 loverly pills.

We'll stay on the medical subject so I can get to my tangent/tangental photo. I've been waging war with the upper respiratory infection inside of me and to do that, one must have throat lozenges. I went to Walgreens to get some and as I waited in line I spotted there: Justin Bieber Musical Toothbrush. Seriously?! I mean, can't kids just plug in a blasted iPod and not make their parents pay for ridiculously gimmicky items.

Personally, unless Justin Bieber pops out of that toothbrush, or that crap better be incrusted with diamonds.

Gah writing this at 3:30 am was a bad idea....part 2 tomorrow because I'm abbbbbbbouttttt toooooo spleeeeeeeee