Gone A While

I've been gone for a while. I've been down for a while. I've been sleeping at odd times for a while. That's what I've been doing. Right now I should be with some of my best friends in Alabama at Hang Out Fest, but due to the massive expense I'm not - and really thank goodness because it's my lady time and I would've felt horrible. Overshare? Oh well, you've been warned before that I share it all.

Sorry I'm Not Sorry

Hello and welcome to Jessica says she's sorry for the millionth time EXCEPT this time she's sorry she's not sorry (phrase courtesy of Kelly Hayes).

Oh hayyyy

I guess I owe an explanation as to why I've been gone since the 13th.

Well, the end of March and beginning of April are always my..."dark days" time (Gilmore Girls anyone?).

Dragon Todd

Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd.
His skin was pale and his eye was odd.
He shaved the faces of gentlemen,
who never thereafter were heard from again.
He trod a path that few have trod
Did Sweeney Todd?
The demon barber of Fleet Street.